January 2012
1 post
December 2011
2 posts
“It’s not her father you have to worry about. You need to win over her...”
The Little Sociopath
This morning I recalled a memory involving my younger brother, who to the world is an overachiever but privately despises his family and works psychological warfare on my mother’s dependence and my father’s willful blindness as long as my brother succeeds academically.
When we were younger, one winter day my brother and I were walking home from elementary school. Upon approaching our...
November 2011
3 posts
“Yeah, that cross on your necklace goes well with your tramp stamp.”
Black Friday
A dismantling of your three top support groups:
Black Friday
Meh. Better deals online.
Buy Nothing Day
Get a job, you hippie.
Buy Local Day
Good idea. Support the businesses that hire the majority of the locals! Target, Wal-Mart, etc. employ hundreds of locals!
I’m only teasing. On a more serious note, aren’t you concerned that many of the local small businesses sell the...
Reboot
Nobody said it was easy.
May 2011
1 post
From the bitching and moaning it seems like every...
March 2011
1 post
Brag 2011
Once upon a time
I write rhymes that can stand the test of time
The credit’s mine you bloodsuckers ain’t getting a dime
Tryin’ to antagonize me I’m fighting isolation
from the rest of this quick-judging fucking nation
If you’re so quick to judge
Your stubborn ass won’t budge
Oh fuck that Everett he’s so disrespectful
Well fuck you, your diss is...
January 2011
1 post
“The game brought me my fame so I can’t complain.”
December 2010
5 posts
Epiphany
Once upon a time my brother committed a crime
I took the blame while he took the fame
“The family name must be protected from shame”
No chance for honour so I’m gonna
Heed my advice: leave revenge for the petty
Focus myself elsewhere no need for a deity
While you fellas be gawking Imma get on her
See—-
I’m the epitome of public enemy
When I spit my rhymes...
“I’m the realest realist sartorialist.”
Way to Make an Entrance
Check out my fucking heist—-
I’m the motherfucking Steezus Christ
By the time this pix gets up it’ll be overdue
Past tense/out-of-date, y’all catch my cue?
Fresher than y’all while y’all suck my balls
I got enough monograms to deck the halls
Panther leggings? I’m a motherfucking puma
Haha get that? T’was my brand of humor.
Next Santa...
“Let me ask you a question: Why do you suck?”
November 2010
4 posts
“You motherfuckers are all hat and no cattle.”
Back to Bed-Stuy
I served 2 years for stealing
Others’ve gotten less for dealin’
This much I know, that I have no doubt
No way I’m going back there after gettin’ out.
So I took my mind off of crime
brought my beats to the streets;
I know they shot Biggie
but I got Jesus wit me.
Sure the game has changed but the truth is intact
I know the streets still rough as a matter of...
“Sometimes you have to break up with your high school sweetheart because...”
Club Baby Seal
Lemme tell you a cautionary tale About my clubbing night that ended in fail: T’was like any other night looking for tail. Rocking the mayhem but what do they care —- I got money for bail.
We went downtown to find my Queen of Hearts; Instead the bars were full of losers with darts. While they playin’ wit themselves and act a fool We be partying hard and playin’ it cool.
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