Check out my fucking heist—-
I’m the motherfucking Steezus Christ
By the time this pix gets up it’ll be overdue
Past tense/out-of-date, y’all catch my cue?

Fresher than y’all while y’all suck my balls
I got enough monograms to deck the halls
Panther leggings? I’m a motherfucking puma
Haha get that? T’was my brand of humor.

Next Santa gives you some yellow kicks
Throw in some diversity ho there’s your mix
This shit ain’t ghey yo I don’t get your hate
Compiling riches while you bitches rate my fate

Six zeros got you seein’ green
While I wouldn’t even wanna be seen
Caught dead ‘cause your scene’s complete
Earn seven zeros and I’ll consider that feat

All y’all nouveau riche riches on loan
Stock up on Rollies—-why? They’ll soon be gone
Piss away the fame after you’ve lost your game
Only thing you’ll get to leave will be your name.

fuckyeahmenswear:

Woah, woah, woah.

Hold up, son.

You go to a public university?

The fuck is that?

Seriously.

What does that even mean?

Is that one of those places with tuition cheaper than my high school?

Is that one of those places founded after my family already made their fortune?

Is that one of those places that make you wear socks to class?

Is that one of those places that doesn’t have any pics in the Life Archives?

If it doesn’t have a school boy at JP.

It doesn’t count.

Scarves or it didn’t happen.

Is your roommate some fucking townie?

Who wears sweatpants to parties?

BoO?

And carries ID on lanyard?

Corter?

And rocks Adido’s slip-ons in public?

Havi’s by Basty?

What’s his nickname?

Fucking, J-Bone?

I wear cream Wallows to the weightroom.

Squash in 2-inch cuffs.

And talk to bitches about my full-ride blogarship.

But seriously.

The fuck is a public university?